"Avengers Assemble!" Tony Stark yells over the intercom at the Avengers mansion,Rousing our hero Jack from much needed rest.
"That means you too Jack"Jarvis' computerized voice quips, as Jack grumbles into his pillow.
"Why do all the emergencies happen before noon?"
"Well If they happened at your convenience they wouldn't be called emergencies now would they ?" Jack quickly dresses in demon-silk augmented attire(Jack stills issue 5) and heads to the situation room.
"OK Avengers, the World has been taken hostage by a terrorist group called Feline Uprising otherwise known as FUR."Behind Stark,who is already field dressed in his Ironman armor is a large Screen on which a picture of a cat in an army General's outfit is displayed."This Is their leader, he calls himself General whiskers."
Jack Can't help but snicker and breaks out into hysterical laughter "You have got to be kidding me right?! Good one Tony. April fools HaHa"
"My reaction was the same as yours Jack But this is serious.The cats have already Infiltrated the governments of the world and Have gotten a hold of nuclear weapons and are threatening Nuclear apocalypse if humanity does not submit to their will within twenty four hours.
wait ....what ? I can't do this anymore....please don't kill me feline underlords!